the blonde who had new replacement windows installed in her house? Well, she did. A few weeks passed and the window company hadn't received her first payment. The salesman, who sold her the windows, decided to give her a little more time. A few months passed and the company still hadn't received a payment on her account, so the salesman called the blonde. "We have yet to receive payment on your account for the new replacement windows we installed a few months ago," the salesman told the blonde, to which she replied with a huff, "Well, you told me that after a while the windows would pay for themselves!"
(this is where you laugh now......uh, you're supposed to laugh at this part.......you are laughing, aren't you?...)