Thursday, June 11, 2009

Some humor for the day! :-)


1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.

2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

6 comments:

Theresa said...

Nos. 2-5 AMEN!!!!

**BIG SMILE**

Jewel said...

Yes and yes! *smile* I actually liked number one because I've known some men like that! *smile* I'm just so thankful that mine isn't one of them!

Barbara H. said...

Very funny! The cartoon is all too true.

Jewel said...

*smile* Hi Barbara! yes, if only getting away awas that easy, hm?

Mr. and Mrs. Nurse Boy said...

#3 describes my neighbors :0)

And, a few other people I know.

:0)

Funny stuff!

Mrs. Nurse Boy

Jewel said...

LOL We've all had THOSE kinds of neighbors at least once in our lifetimes!