A string walks into a bar. The bartender says "Get out, we don't serve strings in here." The string goes outside and thinks about it. Finally he has an idea. He contorts himself in a weird way, messes up his ends, and goes back in. The bartender says "Hey, aren't you the string I just kicked out of here?" The string says "No, I'm a frayed knot."
Go ahead....you know you want to groan or maybe laugh, but more than likely, it would be groan. In my neck of the woods, this is known as a "Jewel" joke. At least people are thinking of me , hm? *smile*
7 comments:
I like it, I like it.
lol, that was funny.
In my neck of the woods, we call that a "Dad Joke." I'll pass it along...HE will love it! ;0)
Mrs. Nurse Boy
Sir...I thought you would like it. Another corny joke to add to your repretoire*sp*, hm? *smile*
Hi Denise...I'm always thankful when I can make you laugh!
Hi Mrs. Nurse Boy....sooo, Dad is the corny joke person at your house, hm? *grin*
Thanks so much, Jewel, for adding to Sir's collection! **rolling my eyes**
And how could I knot love that joke! hahaha!!!
You are most welcome, Mrs. Sir!! LOL
Ohhhhhh, that was a good one, Tersie, that was a good one!!! LOL It's so good to see you here again! I've truly missed you and wondered how you've been! ((HUGS))
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