A string walks into a bar. The bartender says "Get out, we don't serve strings in here." The string goes outside and thinks about it. Finally he has an idea. He contorts himself in a weird way, messes up his ends, and goes back in. The bartender says "Hey, aren't you the string I just kicked out of here?" The string says "No, I'm a frayed knot."
Go ahead....you know you want to groan or maybe laugh, but more than likely, it would be groan. In my neck of the woods, this is known as a "Jewel" joke. At least people are thinking of me , hm? *smile*