At First Community Church they have a weekly husbands' marriage seminar. At the session last week, the pastor asked Giuseppe, who was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman for all these years.
Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, "Well, I've a-tried to treat-a her nice-a, spenda da money on her, but besta of alla is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!"
The pastor responded, "Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for yiour wifefor your 50th anniversary!"
Guiseppe proudly replied, "I'm agonna go get her!"
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know eachother's likes and dislikes." He addressed the men, "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?" Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?