Friday, December 08, 2006

A bit of holiday humor for you!

Christmas Carols for the mentally challenged:


Schizophrenia:
Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality:
We Three Queens Disoriented Are
.

Dementia:
I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas.

Narcissistic:
Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me)

Mania:
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets
and Stores and Office and Town or Deck the Halls and
Spare No Expense!

Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy, oooh look at the froggy - can I have some hot chocolate? Why is France so far away?

Paranoia:
Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me.

Personality Disorder:
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout,
then MAYBE I'll tell you why.

Obsessive Compulsive:
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle
Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle
Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle
Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell...

Borderline Personality:
Thoughts of Roasting in an Open Fire.

Passive Aggressive:
On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me
(and then took it all away).


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Love it! But... *gasp* you forgot one of the favorite ones on a list someone sent me....

Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy, oooh look at the froggy - can I have some hot chocolate? Why is France so far away?

BTW: Love your blog. Found it when I was on Sis. Elms'. Thought I'd take a 'looksee'.

*grin*
meli

Jewel said...

Welcome, Meli! I did forget that one, didn't I? I had it on the list I read at our ladies' meeting and it was one of their favorites, too! And mine! I'll have to adjust this post and put it on! Thanks for coming by!! Merry Christmas!!