Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES".
You must now refer to them as "APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS".
I love it!!! LOL
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Some politically correct remarks about women:
A woman with blonde hair is no longer to be called a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'
She is not an 'AIRHEAD' - She is 'REALITY IMPAIRED.'
She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes 'VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'
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How to speak about men and be politically correct:
He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is 'OVERLY CAUCASIAN
He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He 'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'
He is not 'BALDING' - He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'
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