Thursday, February 04, 2010

New List of Home Remedies

THESE REALLY WORK!! I checked this out on Snoops and it’s for real!

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:

1 . AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP .

2 . AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK .

3 . FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS . REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER .

4 . A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON .

5 . IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES . THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH .

6 . YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40 . IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE .

7 . IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM .

7 comments:

Mr. and Mrs. Nurse Boy said...

I LOVE number 6!! That is a great list!

I will be thinking of you tonight while I cozy up to my DVR and Project Runway!

Mrs. NBs

Jewel said...

Yes, me, too, Mrs.NB!! I about died laughing because my husband is the WD40 addict and my son says there is no life without duct tape!
I can't stay up that late...I know, I'm pathetic and old LOL...so I DVR it and watch it then next morning! I look so forward to PR, I feel like a little kid! :-)

Theresa said...

Now, these really made me laugh! Very good list, Jewel. ;-)

Jewel said...

Thank you, thank you...*humbly bowing* LOL Actually, Daniel emailed this to me today and I about died laughing!!! :-)

Sir Nottaguy-Imadad said...

Snort! Great listing!

I tell the folks at work that you can fix anything with a big enough hammer. A couple good whacks, and "Viola" it must now be replaced, a.k.a fixed.

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Joyce said...

I loved this...Thanks for the laugh today!